tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
he said secret not a lie
I got stung by a bee while driving home on the highway last night
did u die
She look like audrey hepburn
imla ughging so ha r ddd fcuckfk
MY ANACONDA DONT
I’ve posted this before but this gives me strength when I have none
That’s so funny because you’re my favorite blog :)
his eyes just say “please open the pudding cups”
wtf are you talking about thats flan